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Fred W 👾

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. CC @lmorchard

Took one of these orange pills, now it's not so loud anymore

"Is this a heart? An apple? No no, a peach! Yes a peach! Nailed it!"

Just wrote a postmortem on an ugly production issue from last week and got to use these fine bovines for illustrative purposes:

Gave this bush a dramatic haircut. Wish I had a "before" picture, it was just a giant blob of leaves 😆

Straight up espresso shots today, out of my favorite cups. ☕

25 on-call requests in 5 days. That's a record. That's what they get for putting me on the pager.